Sunday, March 11, 2012

Caption contest!

I just find this so depressing.  So let's have a little fun with a caption contest.  I'll get you started:

I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but your little Joey doesn't look like he'll succeed in life.
Nothing good can come from this.
All of zee children vill sit in sssstraight rows, verflucht!
"On the contrary, they adored the Party and everything connected with it. The songs, the processions, the banners, the hiking, the drilling with dummy rifles, the yelling of slogans, the worship of Big Brother -- it was all a sort of glorious game to them." - Orwell
"Points will be deducted if you're late."



Cut veneer close. Glue it on. Clamp it with a 50 lb bag of sand.  Wait overnight.  Trim it closer.

But why did you paint before gluing on the veneer?  Impatience and overcoming inertia.  And it really doesn't affect the results.

Beware the liquid gluten.

"Just a trim today, sir?"

It won't float away

Interesting clamp.

This has turned out alright

Repeat for the other side.

Bookmatched- and it turned out to be pretty good.

Notice the correct amount of dry vermouth.
Have MartiniThe final results tomorrow.